De boba eu só tenho a mão.

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.

fucking thank you

“I’m sorry I’m busy I have an unpopular tumblr account to run”
~ me every day (via tdfanatic)


The season of leg shaving is upon us.

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

“There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.”
~ (via elauxe)



A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read